Average Joe-MAMA!!!! (Why I don't like Sarah Palin.)

I keep hearing people say that they like Sarah Palin as a VP because she's "just like" them - am I the only American that doesn't want the #2 leader of the free world to be just like me?

Is it crazy that I want someone more competent, smarter, savvier, more diplomatic and better educated than I am, and someone who's great at political strategy? Is that weird?

I am a young, petite, smart, stylish-glasses-wearing brunette who grew up in a small town and is now an administrator in local government. Although I'm not married with kids out the wahzoo and I sure as fuck don't shoot wolves, Sarah Palin and I have some things in common - the things that make her "just like" me. So...does this mean that I could be the VP? Maybe you guys could write me in on the ballot for president! I sure could use a raise!

Now, here's a list of 'no-nos' from me on Palin politics. I'm giving you these as fact and I backed it up by either making each one a link, or giving you the article so that you can verify these yourself:

1. In Novemeber, 2006, Palin, a firm pro-lifer, said that she would always choose life, even if her own daughter were raped. (Watching Puddles comment: I am personally pro-life and politically pro-choice. I believe that abortion is a personal issue. However, I am absolutely against partial-birth abortions and abortions that occur once the baby could survive on its own without being in the womb. As for Palin's comment, don't you think your daughter should decide whether or not she can go through with birthing a monster's spawn?)
   
2. Palin opposes stem cell research, physician-assisted suicide, and state health benefits for same-sex partners. (Watching Puddles comment: Stem cell research could potentially end a lot of suffering and save millions of lives, so I support it; I also support physician-assisted suicide for people with terminal illnesses who are in a lot of pain - I don't think we should punish doctors for it, but we should investigate each case to be sure the doctor didn't murder them; I am also a firm supporter of gay marriage and gay benefits even though I'm not gay.) Source: Boston Globe, "A valentine to evangelical base", p. A12 Aug 30, 2008
   
3. Palin opposes legalizing marijuana. (Watching Puddles comment: Okay, I don't smoke weed and I typically hate drugs. However, I support medical marijuana. I also think that we should treat marijuana like we do alcohol and cigarettes: regulate and tax it. Save money from cops fighting pot and let them focus on the really bad drugs. Take the revenue from license fees and taxes and use the money to fund other public programs and start chipping away at the deficit!) Source: Anchorage Daily News, "Little play," by K. Hopkins Aug 6, 2006
   
4. Palin believes in teaching both Creationalism and Evolution in public schools. She thinks this will fuel debate and provide extra information. (Watching Puddles comment: What the fuck ever happened to the seperation of church and state??!! Religions belong in World Cultures class, or a more appropriate venue. If you're going to teach Creationalism, you need to include all the religious theories on the way that the earth went from nothing to something - let's talk about reincarnation, too!) Source: Boston Globe, "A valentine to evangelical base", p. A12 Aug 30, 2008
   
5. Palin doesn't think that global warming is man-made. (Watching Puddles comment: Are you fucking serious?) Source: Q&A with Newsmax.com's Mike Coppock Aug 29, 2008
   
6. Looking at various comments Palin made listed here, I have serious problems with her environmental positions. I'm pro-environment, pro-wildlife. Looking over Palin's history, I have honest concerns that she values industry over nature at all costs. She wants Alaska's endangered species to be removed from the list. Why? Because endangered species' habitats are protected - that means no building, logging, drilling, etc. in those areas. She wants to let hunters shoot wolves from planes. She refused to protect salmon from pollution - Hey! I eat Alaskan salmon!
   
7. Opposes explicit sex education in schools (including the distribution of condoms), and only supports abstinence programs. (WP comment: She says she's pro-contraceptive, but she wants to teach abstinence in schools and not real sex-ed. Palin, you fucking idiot, you're just as bad as all of the rest of the crotchety old conservatives who think teens aren't having sex. What the fuck is wrong with you? The fact that your daughter is knocked up is a good indication that you didn't have candid conversation with her about sex. I agree with teaching abstinence, but I'm a realist when it comes to kids - they have raging hormones and will hump anything that moves. Teach them to be safe!) Source: Eagle Forum 2006 Gubernatorial Candidate Questionnaire Jul 31, 2006
   
8. I'm not going to list a source on this one, just Google "Palin" if you need to: Palin is a big supporter of guns. Okay, I'm torn on this one. I hate guns. I hate how guns help bad people be worse. I saw Bowling for Columbine and how the Canadian people live - man, I wish we could all leave our doors unlocked and never worry about guns again! But, I guess guns are a part of our society and they're not going anywhere. However, Palin's in-your-face garbage about it annoys me and makes me want to slap her while screaming "STOP ADDING TO THE PROBLEM!!"
   

So, there is just a little on the specifics on why I won't be voting for a ticket that includes Palin. I just don't like the woman - I grew up in an area that was full of women "just like" Palin, but without her voice. I worry about the infiltration of radical christian beliefs, poor environmental policy, extreme capitalism (growth at all costs), and a lack of understanding on international policy.